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Re: Major shortcoming in Paradox new panel lineup



Sometimes, when not quite witty enough, one falls into the half wit
category.

"Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:1184642056.096119.137010@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> On Jul 14, 4:09 am, "Robert L Bass" <RobertLB...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> > > The wit is returning? Seems like your feeling
> > > much better. That is good news...
> >
> > For sure.  I've been doing great for a while now.
> > I had one rough spot in February but ever since
> > it's been good.
> >
> Yes but, in fact it's a very small wit. Typically called
> a "nit" wit.
>
>
> > FWIW, the wit never left.  As I was being wheeled
> > into the surgical unit with all kinds of wires hooked
> > up to me and a huge catheter in my carotid artery
> > I noticed the sign saying "Thoracic Surgery" and I
> > couldn't resist.  In my best imitation of Richard
> > Attenborough I said "Welcome... to Thoracic Park!"
> > :^)
> >
> Ah yesssss! And I have no doubt that you actully held open
> the incision during the operation and sold an alarm system that saved
> the life and property of your surgeon ... too.
>
>
> > I've kept my sense of humor through the whole
> > thing, cracking jokes with the nurses and doctors
> > and trying not to take myself too seriously.  At
> > times laughter was the alternative to tears.
>
> Boo de hoo hoo!
>
> >
> > > Sometimes I wish Jim would lighten up on the
> > > death imagery...
> >
> > He's under the misapprehension that it bothers
> > me.  Maybe if I actually thought I was going to die
> > I'd be upset with his nonsense.  I don't and I'm
> > not.  I fully expect to live many more years.
>
> What you expect and what your chances are, is two
> different things. You're going to get cancer in either your
> liver or in that much smaller organ, your brain. And you
> know it. You can think as positive as you want, but the'
> statistics are against you.
> >  My
> > oncologist says there's no sign of any remaining
> > cancer.
>
> Thats now. Just wait a little and you'll get your just
> reward.
>
>
> >It could come back but I could also get
> > creamed by a bus.
>
> Only if it crippled you until the cancer came back.
>
>
> >Either way, I'm enjoying life
> > and, as someone put it here (was that you?),
> > living every day.  Jiminex, meanwhile, sits in his
> > hovel bitching, cursing and raging against people
> > thousands of miles away.  So who is more alive?
>
> I guess you have no alternative but to continue to
> make up your little stories, about me. You just can't
> fathom that someone can simply pass you off as a
> useless piece of shit, with no value or redeeming
> qualities. Someone who sees you and calls you
> what you are.
>
> No "rage". No bitching, No hovel. Just matter
> of factly calling you what you are and wishing you
> everything that you know you deserve, for all the
> outlandish, nasty and miserable things you've done
> to people, all your unrepentant, deplorable life.
>
> It's good to see that there's some justice and
> that you will reap what you have sowed.
>
>
> > --
> >
> > Regards,
> > Robert L Bass
> >
>




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