OT: Help Needed Please

["MatthiasFC" <Matthias.M.Fynes-Clinton@xxxxxxx>]

Dear Technical Support,=20
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Eighteen months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates
4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products, and the only solution
was
to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make=20
matters
worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications,
such
as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3pm, and Playboy 6.9. Successive
versions of
Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware program, Party Girl 2.1,=20
which
I
tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut
down
completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend=20
1.2
and
Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two
systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my=20
hardware. I
then upgraded to Fianc=E9e 1.0, only to discover that this product soon
had to
be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.=20

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does=20
come
bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2003. Shortly after this
upgrade,
however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run.
Any
mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and=20
could
not
be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten=20
about
them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail=20
Filter,
and
can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and WhingeExcel. These latter
products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the=20
problem
is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring
ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which Needs
to be
reinstalled every other week.=20


Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my=20
resources.
These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning
me
that they are an illegal operation. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches=20
itself
to
my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a
rather
annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently
I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be=20
problems.
A
friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects
Mistress
2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling
itself.




Any help on this matter would be most gratefully received.=20